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Ryan Seacrest to tase Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt outraged

On Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning, he allegedly said that if he was able to tase any reality star, it would be Heidi Montag.  He then had listeners call in for their votes.  Go Ryan!!!  We will sign the petition!!

Well that didn’t sit well with King Spencer…Heidi’s husband, Spencer Pratt, who now wants to be referred to as ‘King’ is outraged with Ryan.  The fame whore shockingly went straight to the tabloids with his rebuttal, giving Us Weekly the following statement:

“I’m disgusted and horrified that Ryan Seacrest would find it amusing and entertaining to have his listeners call in about tasing anyone. What’s next, Ryan — guns and knives? Waterboarding? It is irresponsible and offensive for someone with your platform to promote violence on this level.

For someone who produces reality content, I’m shocked that you’d encourage people to tase reality stars. Would it be funny to you if one of your Kardashians got tased? Is that how you treat your talent, Ryan? Finding humor in violence is disgusting.

For someone who pretends to be mister clean-cut America, you really should be ashamed. Any reasonable person knows that a taser isn’t a Super Soaker and can cause immediate death. I expect an apology not to just us, but to people everywhere for using your public voice to spread violence.”

What about Spencer’s raging, crazy-man outbursts during the reality show ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!’…?  Yes, those actions epitomize the Christian lifestyle you preach.  Good Lord – what’s next?

[Photo By Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Kristin Cavallari makes $90,000 per episode

MTV’s Laguna Beach and The Hills reality star, Kristin Cavallari is set to make $90,000 PER EPISODE for the upcoming season of The Hills.  FOX News says that Kristin is the highest paid cast member.  What the hell for??!   I guess no-talent fame whores are what sells.

When asked her opinion on The Hills costar’s Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe performance, Kristin states, “I was really impressed.  It reminded me of Britney Spears at the VMAs — whatever year that was — when she ripped off her suit and was, like, nude with sparkles. She kind of looked like that.”

Again with the Britney Spears comparison…No No NO!!!

Well Kristin, save that money; I have a feeling your acting career is pretty much capped out with The Hills.

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Spencer Pratt says Heidi Montag is bigger than Michael Jackson

Earlier this week we posted a video with fame whore Heidi Montag giving husband Spencer Pratt a lap dance at MTV’s The After Show.

While sitting on the couch with MTV host Jessi Cruickshank, Spencer says, “Heidi is the new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson.” Jessi pointed out that the King of Pop is dead and he responds by saying, “Yeah, but here it is, it’s living, like the holy spirit. Like, Michael Jackson’s in heaven.  The Holy Spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson’s divine spirit.”

“So Heidi is the new Michael Jackson?” Jessi asks.  “Oh, way bigger,” Spencer assures her.

OMG, seriously?  I am not even sure where to start with comments here…and I thought I was irate when Heidi called herself the next Britney Spears…but MJ?  Hell no.  Help me out folks; what do you think?

[Photo By Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Heidi Montag gives Spencer a lap dance

We reported earlier this week that Heidi Montag from The Hills gave a horrendous performance at the Miss Universe 2009 pageant of her song “Body Language.”  Well, the video below is unedited footage of MTV’s The Aftershow where Heidi is giving husband Spencer Pratt a lap dance…and a poor, way too fast lap dance, at best.  Obviously her ‘body language’ isn’t seductive or sexy enough for anyone to enjoy!!  The show’s host, Jessi Cruickshank, was on the couch next to Spencer when Heidi arrived for her post-party-private-performance.  She was moritifed sitting next to the two of them…we feel soooo bad for her – how embarrassing!!!

Jessi Cruickshank, Canadian celebrity, is currently co-host of MTV Canada’s program The After Show, which includes The Hills: The After Show and The City: Live After Show.

That’s one more thing to check off the list that Heidi is terrible at…a good lap dance.

[Photo By James Breeden, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Heidi Montag wants to be the next Britney Spears

Heidi Montag performed her song ‘Body Language’ at the Miss Universe 2009 pageant at the Atlantis in the Bahamas last night, Sunday August 23, 2009.  Her performance was absolutely horrendous, but Heidi thought differently, taking her opinion to Twitter and tweeting, “last night was one of the best nights of my life!!!! i had so much fun! my first performance! thank you God!”

Wow, really?  I wonder if the good Christian girl also thanked God for her photo shoot with Playboy, or the soft core porn music video she filmed on the beach…? God works in mysterious ways.

When Access Hollywood asked Heidi was she thought her performance would do for her career, she responded by saying, “I grew up watching Britney Spears. That’s someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I’m ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go.”

That’s bananas!!  There is no way on God’s green Earth that “you know, like” fame whore Heidi Montag from The Hills will ever, ever, EVER be the next Britney Spears.  The world will never be ready for that.

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Heidi Montag Miss Universe performance

Heidi Montag’s lip-sync and dance performance at the Miss Universe 2009 pageant in the Bahamas tonight, Sunday, August 23, 2009 was horrendous!! First of all, she was wearing black tennis shoes!!!!!  TENNIS SHOES! She came out in tight, tan-colored sequin pants and a matching bra.  Then, she lip-synched her song  ‘Body Language’ and was off half the time.  The dancing…where do we start?!  It was awful…I was so embarrassed for her…you could tell she was trying so hard to remember the choreography, and it was a very simple choreographed routine!!

“I think people don’t know what to expect, and how can they? It’s my first performance live and it’s in front of a billion eyes. So I’m very excited to show everyone what I’m coming with,” Heidi said prior to her performance.

Her body was stiff; she struggled, to say the least.  How embarrassing…!  Check out the video.  Even if you did see it, it’s worth a second (or third or fourth) view…LOL!!

Once again, the talentless fame whore never ceases to amuse us.

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Heidi Montag may not pull off Miss Universe performance

No-talent fame whore Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform one of her lame songs at tonight’s Miss Universe pageant, but sources say it might not happen.  Heidi has been quite a handful…

Sources told TMZ that the pageant production team is concerned Heidi won’t be able to pull off the performance saying, “she’s lip-syncing and can’t remember the lyrics…looks like a train wreck…she can’t dance.”

Ah, lovely…we can’t wait to tune in and watch Heidi make a fool of herself.  She never fails to entertain us.

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Spencer Pratt Promotes Heidi Montag In Playboy

It looks like Spencer Pratt (insert expletive here) is not done whoring out the fact that his wife Heidi Montag was on the cover of Playboy.  He wants to make sure that everyone is aware of Heidi’s spread that he has been carrying around a copy of the magazine everywhere he goes! Yesterday when arriving at the LAX airport, Spencer made sure to self promote the magazine to anybody and everybody (including TSA Security). And a few days prior (August 15th) during Spencer’s birthday celebration at CUT restaurant in Beverly Hills, he made sure to flash the mag’s cover in the direction of the paparazzi and other onlookers.

Well, if he doesn’t have a problem with whoring out his wife, neither do I. Check out the additional photos to see her not-so-nude, airbrushed pictures.

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Heidi Montag workout

Get ready to be surprised…famewhore Heidi Montag (The Hills and Playboy) now has a workout website that has been designed by Chad Waterbury!

You can download a PDF of her 6-week nutrition and training program for the low price of just $19.95 which includes easy-to-follow workout guides you can take to the gym, meal plans, the three best exercises for a bodacious butt… If all it takes is three bodacious moves…count me in. Sheesh…what next?

Let’s move on to the homepage pic of Heidi.  It’s horrible…how does this show fitness?!  All it features is a profile of her boobs and a big ol’ show of her ass…if you ask me, Heidi is not the example I would be using for the peak of fitness.  The girl has no muscle – and who knows if she can even last in a cardio workout!  Just because you’ve had plastic surgery to make you look good (and plan on doing even more) doesn’t mean you are cut out to have your own fitness workout for other people to follow!  And poor Chad…let’s just hope this doesn’t ruin his credibility as a personal trainer.

Wanna see the workout?  Click here.

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Heidi Montag in Playboy

Fame whores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been parading September’s issue of Playboy all over LA, since Heidi’s dirty self is the cover model.  Puke!

But sorry to disappoint those folks who actually want to see Heidi’s bare it all; she’s covered up the nips. I guess those are only for Spencer and the doc.

How does her family feel about her latest whorred-out expose?  In an interview with Extra, Heidi says, “I haven’t told my dad yet. I might not tell him…I’m very religious. I’m a big Christian girl. I kinda wanted to keep those values a little bit.”

WHAAAAT?!!  Girl, you either are or you aren’t.  I guess everybody’s got a price when it comes to fame and money!  I’ve got a price…how do I get a hold of Daddy Montag??

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